The best part of grocery shopping with mom, honestly.

Metaphorical Observation

Saw a cat bleeding out

Bollywood physics!

When you catch two deaf kids roastin’ each other

Micheal Jackson’s Mortal Kombat uppercut.

Clean rooms, but my cereal tasted off. Also can’t find my dad. 2/10.

Extreme selfie!

I don’t even care about politics, but…

Teach

Social Media

2,000 year old Olive tree in Greece

Leave your phone at the door

Except it is 116 today,and 118 tomorrow, why do I live here?

To the protestors at Trump rallies who are burning American flags and physically assaulting Trump supporters

Colbert Knows How To Deal With A Good Joke