Thomas the Tank HD reboot.

I’ve seen human parents less enthused about their newborns.

How do I unsee this?

I got this.

So, what’s your real name?

Me on the weekends

Americans are crazy observant

Drugs? Ain’t nobody got time for that

I have social anxiety disorder.

Watering the garden.

Atlanta already replaced the damage on I-85. It’s a little aggressive.

At least I can grow a great beard

When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don’t forget to feed our cat"

back in my day…

African American protestor in Chicago, 1941.

My fries!