Humpback whale speaks Unicorn.

Humpback whale speaks Unicorn.

i’d be speeding too

i’d be speeding too

he’s trapped in a house of his design

he’s trapped in a house of his design

heeded

omg so often

would you like an egg in these trying times, god?

would you like an egg in these trying times, god?

poe’s favorite snack

poe’s favorite snack

labor crisis solved

labor crisis solved

we were trained to be complete wrecks

we were trained to be complete wrecks

the smoke monster always finds me

the smoke monster always finds me

this is brilliant

this is brilliant

this doesn’t feel very safe

this doesn’t feel very safe

mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”

mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”

delete that right now!

delete that right now!

giddy up!

mine