You know what would be fun? Waiting in line at a store where there’s not supposed to be any lines.

You know what would be fun? Waiting in line at a store where there's not supposed to be any lines.

Track pads are the wurst.

Track pads are the wurst.

A movie that Dear Leader would approve of

A movie that Dear Leader would approve of

Dachshunds can’t wait to take a bath

Dachshunds can’t wait to take a bath

I know what to get my Jewish friends for Hannukah. It’s the Dr. Dreidel.

I know what to get my Jewish friends for Hannukah. It’s the Dr. Dreidel.

Guys, I have the best cheese.

Guys, I have the best cheese.

Missing dog.

Do you want ants?

Do you want ants?

Forget the glass slipper…

Forget the glass slipper…

Penguitten

Keep at it.

I has all the tastiness.

I has all the tastiness.

Brave.

Noodle head…

My Sithmas tree :)

My Sithmas tree :)

Betty White wisdom.

Betty White wisdom.