outlook not good

He’s not wrong

Drink more water.

Drunk on fermenting apples, he just ran into a window, threw up, and stole a rock.

You don’t want this, girl.

Powdered garbage

Please do not actually kill people.

What year is it?!

Snail teeth

Work smarter not harder.

Maine Coon papa’s

When your mom calls you pretty.

Play Football With Me, Father!

I think she knows… but she plays along.

Raccoon robbing a girl in a kayak.

Hawaii is the only US state to experience this phenomenon which occurs twice a year when the sun is directly overhead, causing perpendicular objects to cast no shadow, which looks like a bad video game render