You never even say cheese, babe.

You never even say cheese, babe.

Awesome fingernails are awesome.

Awesome fingernails are awesome.

Aliens.

Draw me like one of your organic carbon based females of French origin.

Draw me like one of your organic carbon based females of French origin.

Almost died in Finding Nemo.

Almost died in Finding Nemo.

Cats are jerks.

Cats are jerks.

When a website tries to suggest a username.

When a website tries to suggest a username.

The multiverse theory.

The multiverse theory.

Roses are red…

Roses are red…

Clowns.

Optimist, pessimist, realist, me.

Optimist, pessimist, realist, me.

Can we sleep on your table?

Can we sleep on your table?

So I heard they’re naming a new paint color after you.

So I heard they’re naming a new paint color after you.

Scumbag babies.

Scumbag babies.

Thug life.

Hi, I’m Paula Deen.

Hi, I’m Paula Deen.