Every friggan time.

goblins don’t watch netflix

Never thought to call TP “butt napkins” but here we are

all this meme has done is make me want to challenge death to a pillow fight even more than i already did

the coolest dog at the bar

too old to be getting crushes on people, gonna forge some swords instead

a more accurate sign has never been made. prove me wrong

having a dog this perfectly camouflaged would stress me out so much. still adorable though. 10/10 would pet if i could find him

the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist is just a comma

living my dream like there is no tomorrow

this is the real problem with letting astrology dictate your relationships

everyone knows the best jokes come from popsicle sticks

sitting on your toilet after coming home from a long vacation is one of the last true pleasures this world has to offer

you know you’re real friends when you just send each other the most unhinged content all day long

qr codes will never run out

if you don’t want to take out a loan, consider robbing the bank instead