Feeling Lucky?

Every friggan time.

Every friggan time.
death and dessert
death and dessert
good kitty
good kitty
i’ve never been to an aldi
i’ve never been to an aldi
soon
soon
it’s a bird
it’s a bird
it’s my cheat day
it’s my cheat day
doesn’t sound fun anymore
doesn’t sound fun anymore
look how much sex i used to have, kids!
look how much sex i used to have, kids!
finally a lifestyle i can get behind
finally a lifestyle i can get behind
oh yes they will
oh yes they will
i’ve been guilty of this before
i’ve been guilty of this before
owls hate cops
owls hate cops
don’t we all?
don’t we all?
prove the meme wrong
prove the meme wrong
it wants a screwdriver
it wants a screwdriver
no+punishment+should+be+this+cruel
no punishment should be this cruel
Ireland+wouldn%26%238217%3Bt+stand+a+chance
Ireland wouldn’t stand a chance
gonna+need+a+working+AC+to+cool+that+burn+down
gonna need a working AC to cool that burn down
this+kid+is+asking+the+right+questions
this kid is asking the right questions
Join the conversation
when+your+lack+of+self+modesty+bites+you+in+the+ass
when your lack of self modesty bites you in the ass
he+knows+he%26%238217%3Bs+a+legend
he knows he’s a legend
if+you%26%238217%3Bre+tall+enough+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+even+need+a+step+stool
if you’re tall enough you don’t even need a step stool
i+believe+it
i believe it
do+you+even+lift%2C+bird%3F
do you even lift, bird?
words+to+live+by
words to live by
Darth+Vader+is+such+a+sentimental+sap%21
Darth Vader is such a sentimental sap!
exactly+how+i+feel+every+time
exactly how i feel every time