Feeling Lucky?

*goes to catholic mass*

*goes to catholic mass*
He told her she couldn’t have a horse for her birthday.
He told her she couldn’t have a horse for her birthday.
SpongeBob | ( ‘¢ ) ( ‘¢ ) | Patrick / ( ‘¢ )( ‘¢ ) \ Plankton | (‘¢) | and Mr. Krabs |’¢||’¢|
SpongeBob | ( ‘¢ ) ( ‘¢ ) | Patrick / ( ‘¢ )( ‘¢ ) \ Plankton | (‘¢) | and Mr. Krabs |’¢||’¢|
What do you call a Muslim woman flying a plane?
What do you call a Muslim woman flying a plane?
Bears did 9/11
Bears did 9/11
(…we could deal with DPRK, Russia AND Syria in one fell swoop)
(…we could deal with DPRK, Russia AND Syria in one fell swoop)
I ain’t no snitch.
I ain’t no snitch.
I do not like toucans.
I do not like toucans.
I’m a bit of a savant
I’m a bit of a savant
Potty training a 20lb cat. This is internet.
Potty training a 20lb cat. This is internet.
2017 Parenting According To Twitter [so many]
2017 Parenting According To Twitter [so many]
Tigers will stealthily murder you and your entire family.
Tigers will stealthily murder you and your entire family.
The other Holy Oil
The other Holy Oil
Ignorance is bliss.
Ignorance is bliss.
He has arrived. Praise him.
He has arrived. Praise him.
My apologies
My apologies
This+is+my+kind+of+utopia.
This is my kind of utopia.
Roommates%26%238230%3B
Roommates…
I+would+watch+this+series.
I would watch this series.
Then+and+now+pupdates.
Then and now pupdates.
Join the conversation
Everything+breaks.
Everything breaks.
It%26%238217%3Bs+not+even+a+fair+fight%26%238230%3B
It’s not even a fair fight…
Iceland+seems+like+a+good+place+to+maybe+have+cancer.
Iceland seems like a good place to maybe have cancer.
You%26%238217%3Bve+changed%26%238230%3B
You’ve changed…
Remember+remember.
Remember remember.
We+did+it%21
We did it!
Wrapped+in+plastic%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+fantastic.
Wrapped in plastic, it’s fantastic.
Promoted+to+Head+of+Security
Promoted to Head of Security