Honest Downton Captions

Honest Downton Captions

time to cry!

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

did he do it?

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

i should have texted instead

i should have texted instead

classic carrie bradshaw

classic carrie bradshaw

what every kid wants for christmas

what every kid wants for christmas

spitting venom

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

send dudes, not nudes

send dudes, not nudes

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

wasted gems

beer science