the vaccines are safe

and the answer is?

adding to my vernacular

i think i could at least handle one goose. probably not more

does anyone know how to get chocolate milk out of bedsheets?

hippotato

Daniel Radcliffe… i mean weird al memes to waste your time with like a surgeon while you eat it with your polka face

forever 31

don’t even think about it, garfield

everything is bigger in texas except the rain

good luck, punks

i want to touch the forbidden carpet!

it was just a misunderstanding

what fish think when you’re fishing

i’m a sinner, i’m a saint, i do not feel ashamed

ancient simpsons