mathmachicken

books are priceless treasures

did you know e.t. had a last name?

text “omw” when you don’t have plans just to shake things up

use a second towel to avoid getting butt on your face

this man is not okay

luigi is the queen in mario chess because he’s the nicest character and you always have to protect the nicest

dramatic reading by 5 year old

you might just call it a… murder investigation!

that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger

Remember when Adam Scott revealed mark hammill never showed up to his childhood birthday part?

there is no better way to fill the void of existence than with a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell

This fully intact vintage burger king was found behind a mall wall in april

peekaboo for adults

the world is ready to see me at my worst

he can’t hear you!