rip ipod

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face

the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently

the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently

the loop continues with no end in sight, only more over-analyzing

the loop continues with no end in sight, only more over-analyzing

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

was joining the US military the original squid game?

was joining the US military the original squid game?

the law of giants

the law of giants

the big bad wolf is getting smarter everyday. Soon enough the three little pigs will finally fall

the big bad wolf is getting smarter everyday. Soon enough the three little pigs will finally fall

i am not the old white man you’re looking for

i am not the old white man you’re looking for

planking isn’t for everybody

planking isn’t for everybody

there is no right thing to say. you just have to yell and make the situation as uncomfortable as possible

there is no right thing to say. you just have to yell and make the situation as uncomfortable as possible

I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh

I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh

another delicious hummuscide

another delicious hummuscide

love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic

love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic

lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together

lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together

say aloe to my little friend

say aloe to my little friend