Roll Safe Hitchcock

Storm in Moscow

The perfect crime!

Kenneth, a word?

There’s no telling how long he was in there

The Washington Monument’s shadow on Google Maps moves throughout the day

"This text has no other purpose than to terrify those who are afraid of the Arabic language."

Game on!

Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go.

I’ve arrived.

Patrick Hardison, the recipient of the most extensive facial transplant surgery to date, before his transplant, immediately after, and one year later.

Dude. Not cool.

A flight of cupcakes I made for a friend’s 30th birthday at a brewery. The beer is in each cupcake’s batter.

Statistically…

Suck it

Pure Structured Water