If I’m being honest with myself, it’s not going to happen…

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

all my problems can be blamed on astrology

money on gandalf

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

i live at the zoo now

there’s no way a home made this soup

sea urchins love hats

and they said hollywood was out of ideas

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

purr-fect

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

he had too many balls in the air

it has stories to tell

live laugh lobotomy

never letting go