When dad jokes are no longer jokes.

When dad jokes are no longer jokes.

all the motivation that was needed

all the motivation that was needed

can you guess what he’s watching?

can you guess what he’s watching?

how’d that work out for them?

how’d that work out for them?

say your prayers, mouse!

say your prayers, mouse!

and you can’t even buy popcorn in the lobby

and you can’t even buy popcorn in the lobby

i smell a movie franchise!

i smell a movie franchise!

this is really dumb, but i laughed

this is really dumb, but i laughed

id be okay with a dino called the heckin chonkosaurus, i don’t know about you

id be okay with a dino called the heckin chonkosaurus, i don’t know about you

we all need to be as positive as bulbasaur

we all need to be as positive as bulbasaur

the ducks are onto you

the ducks are onto you

birds are deadlier than bombs

birds are deadlier than bombs

illegal underground grandma karaoke bars was not on my 2021 bingo card

illegal underground grandma karaoke bars was not on my 2021 bingo card

flying blisters of plague would be a great heavy metal band name

flying blisters of plague would be a great heavy metal band name

in theory, this would work

in theory, this would work

Serena Williams to the rescue

Serena Williams to the rescue