roar

sea urchins love hats

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

mephisto signing off off of zoom

ode de febreeze

i live at the zoo now

all my problems can be blamed on astrology

he had too many balls in the air

emotional support alligator

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

avoiding people in public is exhausting

toaster strudel frog

live laugh lobotomy

the “cool” police

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

fantasy vs reality