What would you really do, though?

What would you really do, though?

Is this true?

Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?

Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?

I’d like to buy a vowel

I’d like to buy a vowel

omg! it looks so happy!

omg! it looks so happy!

mind blown

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

delete comic sans from the system

delete comic sans from the system

This is how birds are born

This is how birds are born

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

The answer is yes. I do.

The answer is yes. I do.

Followed directions perfectly

Followed directions perfectly

obviously yes

Calmly plotting your demise

Calmly plotting your demise

Needs more salt

Needs more salt

He just needs to find his perfect pizza match

He just needs to find his perfect pizza match