Feeling Lucky?

rough roast

would you like an egg in these trying times, god?
would you like an egg in these trying times, god?
omg so often
omg so often
only ask your enemies if they need a ride
only ask your enemies if they need a ride
someone check in on halloween
someone check in on halloween
we’re all just anxious cucumbers
we’re all just anxious cucumbers
labor crisis solved
labor crisis solved
mine
mine
no regrets
no regrets
mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”
mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”
we were trained to be complete wrecks
we were trained to be complete wrecks
i’d be speeding too
i’d be speeding too
delete that right now!
delete that right now!
heeded
heeded
the smoke monster always finds me
the smoke monster always finds me
giddy up!
giddy up!
Make+it+simple.
Make it simple.
A+grasshopper+got+stuck+in+Van+Gogh%26%238217%3Bs+wet+painting+128+years+ago
A grasshopper got stuck in Van Gogh’s wet painting 128 years ago
and%2For
and/or
You+underestimate+my+imagination
You underestimate my imagination
Join the conversation
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+even+argue+with+my+Mum+without+crying
I can’t even argue with my Mum without crying
Parents+these+days..
Parents these days..
Before+his+time
Before his time
Bless+you
Bless you
New+entry+in+the+DSM-IV
New entry in the DSM-IV
The+hero+of+the+season.
The hero of the season.
Dazzle+camouflage+used+in+WWI
Dazzle camouflage used in WWI
Flight%2C+then+fight.
Flight, then fight.