How to create mythical creatures.

I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity

Look good, praise god.

Jokes on me…

Permission to cry.

Breaking news!

This bear naps.

Amateur sommelier picks up a hint of cat piss.

There was a firefight!

How to break a heart

Words.

This Kid Wins Halloween Every Year

Burlington Mayor Bernie Sanders picks up trash on his own in a public park after being elected in 1981, his first electoral victory

Surprises for the drunk one

Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.

*watches Netflix happily*