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Won’t somebody please think of the ducks?!

Won't somebody please think of the ducks?!
We are best friends.
We are best friends.
Wait… WHAT?!
Wait… WHAT?!
Poetry bear is a poet.
Poetry bear is a poet.
Awesome pizza is awesome.
Awesome pizza is awesome.
You jelly?
You jelly?
Words.
Words.
Do want.
Do want.
‘I agree.’
‘I agree.’
Forward this to 10 friends, OR ELSE.
Forward this to 10 friends, OR ELSE.
Ok. Not ok.
Ok. Not ok.
Public service announcement.
Public service announcement.
Is it true you eat us?
Is it true you eat us?
Dyselxia.
Dyselxia.
Oh penguin, you so silly.
Oh penguin, you so silly.
His and hers.
His and hers.
Who+says+men+are+afraid+of+commitment
Who says men are afraid of commitment
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
cats+know+good+music+when+they+hear+it
cats know good music when they hear it
JUST+DOING+MY+JOB
JUST DOING MY JOB
Join the conversation
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
never+give+up+on+your+dreams
never give up on your dreams
THE+DIET+STARTS+TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS