I don’t know anyone named Paige.

I don't know anyone named Paige.

via Iziah

Wanna plaayyyyyyy?!!

Wanna plaayyyyyyy?!!

Colonel Sandin’ Your Mother

Colonel Sandin’ Your Mother

Flirting game is not on point :/

Flirting game is not on point :/

Protesters taunting police with donuts

Protesters taunting police with donuts

I’d worship here.

I’d worship here.

Only God Can Judge me

Only God Can Judge me

A literal cat scan.

A literal cat scan.

You can’t pull a fast one on an engineer.

You can’t pull a fast one on an engineer.

This is the cost of a Rattlesnake bite in America

This is the cost of a Rattlesnake bite in America

Dustin Hoffman versus Paparazzi

Dustin Hoffman versus Paparazzi

We get it Martha….You smoke the devils lettuce.

We get it Martha….You smoke the devils lettuce.

Is the moon to blame?

Is the moon to blame?

Mashed potato bacon balls FTW.

Mashed potato bacon balls FTW.

Psychological warfare is the final frontier

Psychological warfare is the final frontier

Checkers mate