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gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell

gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell

I was today’s years old

I was today’s years old

he’s a fucking fast learner

he’s a fucking fast learner

somebody once told me

somebody once told me

if you were curious

if you were curious

and they all somehow survived

and they all somehow survived

no matter where you go, you can’t escape your student loans

no matter where you go, you can’t escape your student loans

was he wrong, though?

was he wrong, though?

beavers hate running water

beavers hate running water

the please and the thank you

the please and the thank you

I never thought of it that way

I never thought of it that way

the most badass way to spread your ashes

the most badass way to spread your ashes

100 percent would still pet

100 percent would still pet

i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway

i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway

reading is magic

reading is magic