rule of writing: whatever can go wrong, will go wrong

michael buble is a monster

michael buble is a monster

protect this good boy at all costs

protect this good boy at all costs

not a terrible idea, honestly

not a terrible idea, honestly

sometimes i just want to touch it

sometimes i just want to touch it

i need this movie now

i need this movie now

she needed a paw patrol break

she needed a paw patrol break

tell me you don’t have any friends without telling me you don’t have any friends

tell me you don’t have any friends without telling me you don’t have any friends

let freedom ring

let freedom ring

like a build-a-bear

like a build-a-bear

at this point I’m pretty sure Stabucks makes these “mistakes” on purpose

at this point I’m pretty sure Stabucks makes these “mistakes” on purpose

i’ve never wanted to press a button more in my life

i’ve never wanted to press a button more in my life

this sounds sadly plausible

this sounds sadly plausible

i didn’t want to laugh, but then i laughed

i didn’t want to laugh, but then i laughed

not all heroes wear capes

not all heroes wear capes