running out of air tonight, oh lawd

my body is just looking out for my best interests

bdsm can stand for a number of things

goldfish royalty

speaking was a bad choice

it’s worth a shot. what’s the worst that could happen?

Checking on the status of his next marvel contract

spirit airlines – fly cheap and buy your halloween costume at the same time. This is just smart business

cats – descended from dragons pt. 2

I’d rather grow a beard than shave with this

I don’t know what I have more questions about, the perfectly posed cat in front of the painting, or the same image on a white canvas to the left

yep, i have no idea at all…

all the time

what political party is this? funny answers only

if you see one furby then it’s already too late

does this mean peter parker and pepper potts had an affair?