I know a tiny vegan premed student named Athena. Sometimes she has breakfast potatoes in her pockets and she shares them.

Life is short, by Jack Dorsey.

It is finished, it is done…

And that’s just fine right now, Stu.

DIY Homer’s spice rack from the Simpsons

…but look how united they are!

You know what you do? You go buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.

When Trailer Park Boys SMS VENT

*phoooomp*

C’mon, guy… let’s move past this already.

People believe in themselves a little too much, it seems, sirca 1902.

DIY cat door 2020

Best not breath at me…

Maggie Smith, through the ages.

Circa 70s conversation pits need to make a comeback.

Crocheted anatomy.