I know a tiny vegan premed student named Athena. Sometimes she has breakfast potatoes in her pockets and she shares them.

I know a tiny vegan premed student named Athena. Sometimes she has breakfast potatoes in her pockets and she shares them.

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

the reverse hero’s journey

the reverse hero’s journey

perfect casting?

perfect casting?

google became the thing it sought to destroy

google became the thing it sought to destroy

i choose you, bowser!

i choose you, bowser!

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

how do i sign up for the class on cave bear ethics, though?

how do i sign up for the class on cave bear ethics, though?

what’s in your discman?

what’s in your discman?

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

Clearly my dreams are better

Clearly my dreams are better

you had a good run

you had a good run

i’ll be productive tomorrow instead

i’ll be productive tomorrow instead

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

esrever ygolohcysp

esrever ygolohcysp