I could spritz here.

how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before

wind up smart car – for when you run out of gas but still have a block to go

the story of how this woman became an archaeologist is amazing

taking a break from pickpocketing to warm my bones with a hot drink

toast and butter is an everyday phase

new job opportunity – unfortunately it lacks upward mobility

no serial killer, ted bundy included, could match wits with me if i really applied by myself instead of binging on oreos

i have such fond memories of funnel milk

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

you cicada be kidding me!

this is how many sides a circle has

how to make your house smell like pillsburry dough butt

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”

It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel

how i spend my time during a zoom call. this chart is accurate