Someone lost their job… (and head)

Someone lost their job... (and head)

was he wrong, though?

was he wrong, though?

I never thought of it that way

I never thought of it that way

100 percent would still pet

100 percent would still pet

what we need here is more water, obviously

what we need here is more water, obviously

he’s a fucking fast learner

he’s a fucking fast learner

It’s okay, Brendan fraser knows what to do

It’s okay, Brendan fraser knows what to do

the please and the thank you

the please and the thank you

I was today’s years old

I was today’s years old

the most badass way to spread your ashes

the most badass way to spread your ashes

if you were curious

if you were curious

reading is magic

reading is magic

gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell

gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell

i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway

i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway

just get to the recipe already!

just get to the recipe already!

and they all somehow survived

and they all somehow survived