I’m sorry Dave…

My greatest fear

Dogfighting over the Saint Paul’s cathedral during the London Blitz circa 1940

Known as the wrap-around spider, this spider can flatten and wrap its body around tree limbs as camouflage.

Purely Professional

Caviar of a non-smoker salmon vs heavy smoker.

Sharia could get it

Amazon Season, basically

Why would you do that?

Gotta catch ’em all.

But then what would the History Channel air?

Mash it.

I feel mislead.

Dead parrot collection at the Smithsonian

It seemed like a pretty reasonable offer to me…

I have 3 kids and no money. I wish I had no kids and 3 money