please don’t answer

Mozzarella sticks are hard to eat.

My entire life is a lie

Bending the fabric of the universe

#mansnotcop

Blue dogs spotted in India thought by locals to be an incarnation of Shiva; experts say they likely swam in highly polluted water

Lily will not be pleased.

A fair description of anxiety.

Healthcare tips.

Nationalize the internet

Tame the baby fever!

That’s fair…

Never get a break 😔

I just like having options… personally.

I did what any respectable dog would do. #noregrets

Excessive force.