say no to fications

An ostrich pulled carriage being stopped by an officer in los angeles 1930

who wore it better?

boba fett is actually pinocchio

was the gasp for fear of her husband’s safety or for the possible life insurance payout?

You know you’re an elder millenial if…

70 year old grandma at rolling stones concert proves you’re never too old to rock

don’t try calling the pawlice. there’s nothing you can do about it

who is greg and what is he capable of?

helping to keep the pigs cool on a hot summer day

that’s a big pill to swallow

walked into a bank to pick up checks might chop some wood later

the kinds of gifts that writers don’t approve of

am i phobos the moon of mars?

CSI: disneyland

keeping your plants alive is more important than getting stitches. everyone knows that