schrodinger’s baby

you’d be lucky if they didn’t get up at midnight

you’d be lucky if they didn’t get up at midnight

thats a -sin-

you’ve got to be kitten me

you’ve got to be kitten me

wait how do i jump again

wait how do i jump again

who needs to waste that money anyways

who needs to waste that money anyways

like looking in a mirror

like looking in a mirror

the real reason they need a balloon

the real reason they need a balloon

i prefer “van jeff”

i prefer “van jeff”

ienglish is great

ienglish is great

poor carl…

then it breaks apart first bite

then it breaks apart first bite

this thrift store is aiming for extra $

this thrift store is aiming for extra $

Dad Jokes and Puns to Laugh, Groan, or Cry at

Dad Jokes and Puns to Laugh, Groan, or Cry at

there’s a difference?

there’s a difference?

honestly its just a pain in the neck at this point

honestly its just a pain in the neck at this point