schroedinger’s gunchucks

wHy Is ThE oCeAn FiLlInG uP wItH pLaStIc? /s

wHy Is ThE oCeAn FiLlInG uP wItH pLaStIc? /s

This is Horseshoe crab blood and it saves lives.

This is Horseshoe crab blood and it saves lives.

Just plug it in, brother.

Just plug it in, brother.

Growing old seems really scary.

Growing old seems really scary.

Everything trying to kill you dow nunda..

Everything trying to kill you dow nunda..

I’m going to to do what I like to call a pro-gamer move.

I’m going to to do what I like to call a pro-gamer move.

Government contracts have high margins!

Government contracts have high margins!

I can’t believe I’m a father now!

I can’t believe I’m a father now!

Not a bad way to earn a cuppa.

Not a bad way to earn a cuppa.

Natural gas scented scratch and sniff is my favorite.

Natural gas scented scratch and sniff is my favorite.

Snacks for self soothing.

Snacks for self soothing.

Grandma has having none of yours.

Grandma has having none of yours.

It’s not always the obvious ones.

It’s not always the obvious ones.

Dresser will protec.

Dresser will protec.

A+ truckin’