science victory

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

i choose you, bowser!

i choose you, bowser!

google became the thing it sought to destroy

google became the thing it sought to destroy

marriage isn’t for everyone

marriage isn’t for everyone

perfect casting?

perfect casting?

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

esrever ygolohcysp

esrever ygolohcysp

the reverse hero’s journey

the reverse hero’s journey

Clearly my dreams are better

Clearly my dreams are better

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

i’ll be productive tomorrow instead

i’ll be productive tomorrow instead

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

how do i sign up for the class on cave bear ethics, though?

how do i sign up for the class on cave bear ethics, though?