scotty, give me five more minutes

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

undeniable facts about kevin lasagna

It’s a love/hate relationship with my bank account

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

Nothing out of the ordinary here, just viggo mortensen and a horse eating breakfast together

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

up? down? sideways

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

write the next line of this story

just one?

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

how not to tell someone their std test results

dunkin’ donuts never saw this interpretation of their logo coming