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One does not simply longboard to Mordor.
One does not simply longboard to Mordor.
5 Uses for a trembling chihuahua.
5 Uses for a trembling chihuahua.
Your inspirational quotes…
Your inspirational quotes…
Buffering.
Buffering.
Can I go down the slide?
Can I go down the slide?
Scuba hand signals.
Scuba hand signals.
Skynet becomes self-aware.
Skynet becomes self-aware.
Now you know, dogs drink with the bottom of their tongues.
Now you know, dogs drink with the bottom of their tongues.
Happiness.
Happiness.
Tan lines.
Tan lines.
They told me I could become anything…
They told me I could become anything…
Oh, you’re naturally beautiful?
Oh, you’re naturally beautiful?
When there is a mosquito on your friend.
When there is a mosquito on your friend.
Eating Doritos.
Eating Doritos.
Official Disney Princesses.
Official Disney Princesses.
Find+your+ideal+partner.
Find your ideal partner.
Gorilla+Glue+didn%26%238217%3Bt+stand+a+chance.
Gorilla Glue didn’t stand a chance.
What+about+me%3F
What about me?
Take+a+hike.
Take a hike.
Join the conversation
A+white+blood+cell+doing+its+trabajo.
A white blood cell doing its trabajo.
Gosh+darn+it%2C+Melanie.
Gosh darn it, Melanie.
Fishing+is+life.
Fishing is life.
Beware+the+turtles.
Beware the turtles.
Tell+us+what+you+need%2C+child%26%238230%3B
Tell us what you need, child…
Got+dam%26%238230%3B
Got dam…
Humans+are+filthy%26%238230%3B
Humans are filthy…
Sandwich+above+all.
Sandwich above all.