@seancholm has a point…

Where can I buy that, actually?

Go to more Renaissance Faires.

Fruit snacks and chill?

You DO have all the tools I need, RIGHT?

Global warming got you down? Improvise, adapt, overcome…

Why are we not funding this?

You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want…

Baby don’t hurt me…

Life is like a box of punkin spice…

The elusive megabat found in the Philippines. Some have been seen with nearly 6 foot wingspans. Let the right one in…

Anxiety ticks differently…

he give scream, but mostly, he get brush.

Even Klingon need to eat. Star Wars set, circa 1961.

How do you say… This is not her first rodeo.

Seattle, no; stahp.