seasonal impression

Chef Rush: The White House Chef who Benches 700lbs, Sculpts Ice, and Decorates Cake

Thanks Dad.

Made me s m i l e

Go home, pigeon

Chance of rain on Tinder

Warning: This Tupperware may provoke flashbacks.

You wanna talk about Father’s day?

We’re not close anymore.

Should have had it sorted this time around…

Forward thinking

The real Bill Gates

Not interested in the slightest.

Talk to your dad, please. He might listen to you.

If you don’t have one, it’s you.

Dads only like grilling, fishing, golf and beer, right?