When verified bots forget to switch accounts…

gives “baby changing station” a whole new meaning

this is how many sides a circle has

i was without a phone once for 12 hours and it’s amazing how much attention i was able to pay to other things

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

modern parenting – resisting the urge to throw your child in the squishmallow display

you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”

you’re not fooling anyone nasa!

there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person

even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life

Incredible architecture memes that will leave you in awe

This is really the only acceptable way to watch four hour movies

who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode

this is not the car you want to end up behind on the freeway

gravity doesn’t exist when you’re a goat