My favorite king of the hill moment.

I would read this book.

A village on the Niger River in Africa was losing villagers at such a rapid rate they had to call in the Army to hunt down the culprit: a 22-foot, 2500-pound crocodile.

The Soviets trained dogs to blow up tanks. They only blew up Soviet tanks…

B I N G…

JUS ENJOYIN THE GREAT OUTDOORS

To cucumber is to human.

I didn’t realize dogs could join Antifa.

That shit ends with me – Louisville, KY, circa 2020

A protesters sign during the AIDS pandemic, circa 1985

This sums up the problem nicely.

As for me and my patronus, we will fight the good fight.

Gravestone of the Quija Board inventor Elijah Bond. Talk soon, sweet prince.

This is a win win, win situation.

Too soon to revisit arming the teachers?

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