I was not taught this in school, personally.

You the burger now…

Jim Carey logic

Well, this is awkward

I was a difficult child

A note hanging from this taxi driver's steering wheel

Keep Your Priorities Straight

Seriously people

No interest

As a human, I find it interesting that we find babies of other species cuter than our own

If Monday was a beer.

I once cried over the fact that my fiancé wouldn't help me find my yoga pants

One of my favorite moments from House M.D.

Illustrated Advice From Bill Watterson (Creator of Calvin and Hobbes)

Have another drink!

Pick one, or all