Sounds like this decision was pretty well thought out…

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

gonna need to step outside for a second

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

popsicles

so warm and cozy

i can never show my face in public again

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

dinner and show