Old Spice has lost it.

Old Spice has lost it.

the please and the thank you

the please and the thank you

was he wrong, though?

was he wrong, though?

no matter where you go, you can’t escape your student loans

no matter where you go, you can’t escape your student loans

he’s a fucking fast learner

he’s a fucking fast learner

100 percent would still pet

100 percent would still pet

the most badass way to spread your ashes

the most badass way to spread your ashes

I was today’s years old

I was today’s years old

what we need here is more water, obviously

what we need here is more water, obviously

if you were curious

if you were curious

and they all somehow survived

and they all somehow survived

gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell

gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell

i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway

i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway

can you solve this math problem?

can you solve this math problem?

just get to the recipe already!

just get to the recipe already!

reading is magic

reading is magic