Feeling Lucky?

Please consider not being ridiculous.

Please consider not being ridiculous.
the morning commute is brutal
the morning commute is brutal
per my last shot
per my last shot
perfect grill marks
perfect grill marks
get it, goofy!
get it, goofy!
a useless card
a useless card
your dad is a legend
your dad is a legend
this is a vampire pool. that’s not water
this is a vampire pool. that’s not water
nothing gets in the way of the perfect shot
nothing gets in the way of the perfect shot
dad knew all along
dad knew all along
I’m doing this
I’m doing this
he ghosted her to keep the dog
he ghosted her to keep the dog
i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too
i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too
modern problem solving
modern problem solving
stepping out of your dietary comfort zone
stepping out of your dietary comfort zone
well, this is life ruining
well, this is life ruining
You+just+can%26%238217%3Bt+know.
You just can’t know.
That+movie+about+the+gay+guys+on+the+mountain%26%238230%3B
That movie about the gay guys on the mountain…
Dear+God
Dear God
Why+do+we+call+our+moon+the+moon%3F
Why do we call our moon the moon?
Join the conversation
The+problem+with+coffee%26%238230%3B
The problem with coffee…
Rockets+to+scale
Rockets to scale
My+dog+caught+me+in+the+act+again%26%238230%3B
My dog caught me in the act again…
I%26%238230%3B+wow.
I… wow.
Big+Bird+had+a+rough+day%26%238230%3B
Big Bird had a rough day…
I+need+to+go+potty
I need to go potty
Be+reckless+with+toasters.
Be reckless with toasters.
One+of+the+reasons+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+like+the+ocean
One of the reasons I don’t like the ocean