Ted Cruz is the buh gok killer.

Ted Cruz is the buh gok killer.

Ted Cruz is the buh gok killer.

I Could Pee on This – and other such poems by cats.

I Could Pee on This – and other such poems by cats.

People shouldn’t be angry…

People shouldn’t be angry…

Ron Freaking Swanson.

Ron Freaking Swanson.

I need a hug.

Wanted for destruction of property.

Wanted for destruction of property.

Advertising vs. reality.

Advertising vs. reality.

Arts and crafts can be creepy.

Arts and crafts can be creepy.

Bear in a blanket.

Bear in a blanket.

The most pompous man in the world.

The most pompous man in the world.

So this happened on my second date.

So this happened on my second date.

Collective Soul cat.

Collective Soul cat.

I like turtles…

I like turtles…

My favorite time of year is coming!

My favorite time of year is coming!

What I see vs. what my dog sees.

What I see vs. what my dog sees.

This cat makes time for relaxation.

This cat makes time for relaxation.