When cops roll up

The Lagoon Nebula, 4,000 light-years from Earth

Snoop Lion received his Hollywood star today, sponsored by Martha Stewart.

Nature documentaries are invest-able .

Ultimate noms.

Passive aggressive instructions

I nominate Mr. Trump.

Just Brendan Fraser being straight up cowboy.

Stop it with the pressure, peers…

Freddy Mercury: Destroyer of punk.

Simply a great dane eating a pumpkin.

Traffic banana for scale.

Ellen DeGeneres has an age, apparently.

We swiped ‘not guilty’ on SingleMurderers.com

Get thee hence, scurvy knave.

Welcome to Alaska! …Except you can’t get off the plane because there’s a polar bear between you and the terminal who will murder your entire family.