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as long as i’m on the couch i’m safe

as long as i'm on the couch i'm safe
Treat ya self annually.
Treat ya self annually.
Let them eat.
Let them eat.
Heat seeking gato.
Heat seeking gato.
Unless you’re UPS, or Fedex, or UberEats…
Unless you’re UPS, or Fedex, or UberEats…
The Russians are coming…
The Russians are coming…
Got bless the caretakers.
Got bless the caretakers.
I’m something of an anger manager.
I’m something of an anger manager.
I choose the dark Lorde!
I choose the dark Lorde!
Damn, Eyore.
Damn, Eyore.
Consumed.
Consumed.
12th century front
12th century front
The packaging was a bit nutty…
The packaging was a bit nutty…
Yer a wizard [insert name here]!
Yer a wizard [insert name here]!
The gentleman’s guide to earning your brandy.
The gentleman’s guide to earning your brandy.
Who left the elf unattended?
Who left the elf unattended?
We+can+do+this%21
We can do this!
Manage+thyself.
Manage thyself.
The+most+successful+slave+revolt+in+US+history+that+they+won%26%238217%3Bt+teach+you+in+school.
The most successful slave revolt in US history that they won’t teach you in school.
Australia+runs+hot%26%238230%3B
Australia runs hot…
Join the conversation
Did+that+include+your+employee+discount%3F
Did that include your employee discount?
Is+that+still+a+thing%3F
Is that still a thing?
The+many+cultures+of+America
The many cultures of America
Science%2C+bitch.
Science, bitch.
Peanut+is+life.
Peanut is life.
At+the+doctors+office+where+I+get+my+insulin%26%238230%3B
At the doctors office where I get my insulin…
One+fell+swoop%26%238230%3B
One fell swoop…
Nice+to+meet+you%2C+Deborah.
Nice to meet you, Deborah.