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Subpoenas are for subordinates… silly.

Subpoenas are for subordinates... silly.
I must go. My swing needs me.
I must go. My swing needs me.
You’re getting dangerously close to my success level.
You’re getting dangerously close to my success level.
I don’t wanna be a nugget!
I don’t wanna be a nugget!
I don’t know what’s more awkward…
I don’t know what’s more awkward…
How to survive a zombie apocalypse.
How to survive a zombie apocalypse.
What I expect to find behind the shower curtain.
What I expect to find behind the shower curtain.
Words.
Words.
How women flirt.
How women flirt.
Austerity survival guide.
Austerity survival guide.
You keep using that word.
You keep using that word.
When a cute person says you’re cute.
When a cute person says you’re cute.
The inventor of the TV remote.
The inventor of the TV remote.
Tea-bagging.
Tea-bagging.
How much does a hipster weigh?
How much does a hipster weigh?
I know that feel, bro.
I know that feel, bro.
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
No+shame.
No shame.
Join the conversation
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Hands.
Hands.
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Sup+player.
Sup player.
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…