one doesn’t just bite the corner off a pizza roll and blow into it

You know what you do? You go buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.

When Trailer Park Boys SMS VENT

Maggie Smith, through the ages.

And that’s just fine right now, Stu.

Best not breath at me…

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…but look how united they are!

Circa 70s conversation pits need to make a comeback.

BoB ATTACK!

*pays taxes anyway*

C’mon, guy… let’s move past this already.

Crocheted anatomy.

It is finished, it is done…

People believe in themselves a little too much, it seems, sirca 1902.

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