What are you talking about, Mark?

My first four leaf clover!

In case it’s a bomb…

Mosquito bites

This man asked if it was okay for him to climb 110 sets, fully suited, of stairs in honor of his fallen brothers and sisters for 9-11. Yes sir, you can

Would like to get off now… please.

I’ve made a huge mistake…

We’re all on the same boat.

The Mighty Mongrel Mob

During the Cold War, CIA agents used a method of communication based on how their shoelaces were tied.

They are not freaking kidding

Resume Skillz

I’m trying… :/

These are for you!

Oh Hillary…

I’d pay for that feature