without fail

it turns out bart and lisa simpson were both bald

An ostrich pulled carriage being stopped by an officer in los angeles 1930

walked into a bank to pick up checks might chop some wood later

a real puffin trying to mimic and fit in with a fake puffin on the east coast

was the gasp for fear of her husband’s safety or for the possible life insurance payout?

don’t try calling the pawlice. there’s nothing you can do about it

who is greg and what is he capable of?

a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog

who wore it better?

boba fett is actually pinocchio

CSI: disneyland

You know you’re an elder millenial if…

keeping your plants alive is more important than getting stitches. everyone knows that

70 year old grandma at rolling stones concert proves you’re never too old to rock

the kinds of gifts that writers don’t approve of